Adam and Eve Short Jokes

Adam and Eve lived a thousand years B.C. ( before clothing)

Who was the fastest runner in the world?
Adam, he was the first in the human race.

At what time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve.

Why was Adam's first day the longest?
Because it had no Eve.

Theme Songs For Bibical Characters

Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"
Lazarus: "The Second Time Around"
Esther: "I Feel Pretty"
Job: "I"ve Got a Right to Sing the Blues"
Moses: "The Happy Wanderer"
Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"
Samson: "Hair"
Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"
Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Joshua: "Good Vibrations"
Peter: "I'm Sorry"
Esau: "Born To Be Wild"
Jeremiah: "Take This Job and Shove It"
Shadrach, Mesach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!"
The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"
Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"
Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
Moses: "There's a Place For Us"
Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"
from "He's Gonna Toot and I'm Gonna Scoot", by Barbara Johnson