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Aug 5, 2013
Mar 1, 2013
A priest's last wish!
An old Canadian priest lay dying. He sent a message for Income Tax Officer and his Lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The priest grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IT Officer and the lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the priest had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. Finally, the Lawyer asked, " Father, why did you ask the two of us to come here? " The old priest mustered all his strength, and then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I'd like to go.
Feb 17, 2012
Aeroplanes in the Bible
Miss Terri
asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible
stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on
an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.
"I see ... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said.
"But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.
"The flight to Egypt," said Kyle.
"I see ... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus," Ms. Terri said.
"But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot.
Feb 12, 2012
The Old Bore
A tired pastor was at home resting, and through the window he saw a woman approaching his door. She was one of those too-talkative people, and he was not anxious to talk with her. He said to his wife, "I'll just duck upstairs and wait until she goes away."
An hour passed, then he tiptoed to the stair landing and listened ... not a sound. He was very pleased, so he started down calling loudly to his wife, "Well, My Dear, did you get rid of that old bore at last?"
The next moment he heard the voice of the same woman caller, and she couldn't possibly have missed hearing him. Two steps down, he saw them both staring up at him. It seemed truly a crisis moment.
The quick-thinking pastor's wife answered, "Yes, Dear, she went away over an hour ago. But Mrs. Jones has come to call in the meantime, and I'm sure you'll be glad to greet her."
Secret Sins
Three pastors went to the pastor convention and were all sharing one room. The first pastor said, "Let's confess our secret sins one to another. I'll start - my secret sin is I just love to gamble. When I go out of town, it's cha-ching cha-ching, let the machines ring."
The second pastor said, "My secret sin is that I just hate working. I copy all my sermons from those given by other pastors."
The third pastor said, "My secret sin is gossiping and, oh boy, I just can't wait to get out of this room!"
Feb 11, 2012
Church Bells
A minister was walking to church one morning when he passed one of his members working in his garden. "Can't you hear those bells calling you to church?" asked the minister.
"Eh, what's that?" said the member.
"Can't you hear those bells calling you to church?"
"I'm afraid you'll have to speak a little louder!" said the member.
"CAN'T YOU HEAR THOSE BELLS CALLING YOU TO CHURCH?!" shouted the minister.
"I'm sorry said the man.. I can't hear you because of those loud bells."
Feb 6, 2012
How the Internet Got Started
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?
And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"
And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.
And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bayof Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.
Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).
That is how it all began. And that's the truth!
And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?
And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"
And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."
Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.
And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.
And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bayof Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."
And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.
Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).
That is how it all began. And that's the truth!
Jan 19, 2012
Dec 31, 2011
Happy New Year Around the World
| AFRIKAANS | gelukkige nuwejaar / voorspoedige nuwejaar |
| AKPOSSO | ilufio ètussé |
| ALBANIAN | Gëzuar vitin e ri |
| ALSATIAN | e glëckliches nëies / güets nëies johr |
| ARABIC | عام سعيد (aam saiid) / sana saiida |
| ARMENIAN | shnorhavor nor tari |
| ATIKAMEKW | amokitanone |
| AZERI | yeni iliniz mubarek |
| BAMBARA | aw ni san'kura / bonne année |
| BASAA | mbuee |
| BASQUE | urte berri on |
| BELARUSIAN | З новым годам (Z novym hodam) |
| BENGALI | subho nababarsho |
| BERBER | asgwas amegas |
| BETI | mbembe mbu |
| BOBO | bonne année |
| BOSNIAN | sretna nova godina |
| BRETON | bloavezh mat / bloavez mad |
| BULGARIAN | честита нова година (chestita nova godina) |
| BURMESE | hnit thit ku mingalar pa |
| CANTONESE | sun lin fi lok / kung hé fat tsoi |
| CATALAN | bon any nou |
| CHINESE | xin nian kuai le / xin nian hao |
| CORSICAN | pace e salute |
| CROATIAN | sretna nova godina |
| CZECH | šťastný nový rok |
| DANISH | godt nytår |
| DARI | sale naw tabrik |
| DUALA | mbu mwa bwam |
| DUTCH | gelukkig nieuwjaar |
| ENGLISH | happy new year |
| ESPERANTO | feliĉan novan jaron |
| ESTONIAN | head uut aastat |
| EWE | eƒé bé dzogbenyui nami |
| EWONDO | mbembe mbu |
| FAROESE | gott nýggjár |
| FINNISH | onnellista uutta vuotta |
| FLEMISH | gelukkig nieuwjaar |
| FRENCH | bonne année |
| FRISIAN | lokkich neijier |
| FRIULAN | bon an |
| GALICIAN | feliz aninovo |
| GEORGIAN | გილოცავთ ახალ წელს (gilocavt akhal tsels) |
| GERMAN | ein gutes neues Jahr / prost Neujahr |
| GREEK | kali chronia / kali xronia eutichismenos o kainourgios chronos (we wish you a happy new year) |
| GUJARATI | sal mubarak / nootan varshabhinandan |
| GUARANÍ | rogüerohory año nuévo-re |
| HAITIAN CREOLE | bònn ané |
| HAOUSSA | barka da sabuwar shekara |
| HAWAIIAN | hauoli makahiki hou |
| HEBREW | שנה טובה (shana tova) |
| HERERO | ombura ombe ombua |
| HINDI | nav varsh ki subhkamna |
| HMONG | nyob zoo xyoo tshiab |
| HUNGARIAN | boldog új évet |
| ICELANDIC | gleðilegt nýtt ár |
| INDONESIAN | selamat tahun baru |
| IRISH GAELIC | ath bhliain faoi mhaise |
| ITALIAN | felice anno nuovo, buon anno |
| JAVANESE | sugeng warsa enggal |
| JAPANESE | akemashite omedetô |
| KABYLIAN | asseggas ameggaz |
| KANNADA | hosa varshada shubhaashayagalu |
| KASHMIRI | nav reh mubarakh |
| KAZAKH | zhana zhiliniz kutti bolsin |
| KHMER | sur sdei chhnam thmei |
| KIEMBU | ngethi cya mwaka mweru |
| KINYARWANDA | umwaka mwiza |
| KIRUNDI | umwaka mwiza |
| KOREAN | 새해 복 많이 받으세요 (seh heh bok mani bat uh seyo) |
| KURDE | sala we ya nû pîroz be |
| LAO | sabai di pi mai |
| LATIN | felix sit annus novus |
| LATVIAN | laimīgu Jauno gadu |
| LIGURIAN | bón ànno nêuvo |
| LINGALA | bonana / mbula ya sika elamu na tonbeli yo |
| LITHUANIAN | laimingų Naujųjų Metų |
| LOW SAXON | gelükkig nyjaar |
| LUXEMBOURGEOIS | e gudd neit Joër |
| MACEDONIAN | Среќна Нова Година (srekna nova godina) |
| MALAGASY | arahaba tratry ny taona |
| MALAY | selamat tahun baru |
| MALAYALAM | nava varsha ashamshagal |
| MALTESE | is-sena t-tajba |
| MANGAREVAN | kia porotu te ano ou |
| MAORI | kia hari te tau hou |
| MARATHI | navin varshaachya hardik shubbheccha |
| MARQUISIAN | kaoha nui tenei ehua hou |
| MOHAWK | ose:rase |
| MONGOLIAN | Шинэ жилийн баярын мэнд хvргэе (shine jiliin bayariin mend hurgeye) |
| MORÉ | wênd na kô-d yuum-songo |
| NDEBELE | umyaka omucha omuhle |
| NGOMBALE | ngeu' shwi pong mbeo paghe |
| NORWEGIAN | godt nyttår |
| OCCITAN | bon annada |
| ORIYA | subha nababarsa / naba barsara hardika abhinandan |
| OURDOU | naya sar Mubarak |
| PAPIAMENTU | felis anja nobo |
| PASHTO | nawe kaalmo mobarak sha |
| PERSIAN | سال نو مبارک (sâle no mobârak) |
| POLISH | szczęśliwego nowego roku |
| PORTUGUESE | feliz ano novo |
| PUNJABI | ਨਵੇਂ ਸਾਲ ਦੀਆਂ ਵਧਾਈਆਂ (nave saal deeyan vadhaiyaan) |
| ROMANCHE | bun di bun onn |
| ROMANI | baxtalo nevo bersh |
| ROMANIAN | un an nou fericit / la mulţi ani |
| RUSSIAN | С Новым Годом (S novim godom) |
| SAMOAN | ia manuia le tausaga fou |
| SANGO | nzoni fini ngou |
| SARDINIAN | bonu annu nou |
| SCOTTISH GAELIC | bliadhna mhath ur |
| SERBIAN | srećna nova godina / Срећна нова година |
| SHIMAORE | mwaha mwema |
| SHONA | goredzva rakanaka |
| SINDHI | nain saal joon wadhayoon |
| SINHALESE | ශුභ අළුත් අවුරුද්දක් වේවා (shubha aluth awuruddak weiwa) |
| SLOVAK | šťastný nový rok |
| SLOVENIAN | srečno novo leto |
| SOBOTA | dobir leto |
| SOMALI | sanad wanagsan |
| SPANISH | feliz año nuevo |
| SRANAN | wan bun nyun yari |
| SWAHILI | mwaka mzuri / heri ya mwaka mpya |
| SWEDISH | gott nytt år |
| SWISS-GERMAN | es guets Nöis |
| TAGALOG | manigong bagong taon |
| TAHITIAN | ia orana i te matahiti api |
| TAMAZIGHT | assugas amegaz |
| TAMIL | iniya puthandu nalVazhthukkal |
| TATAR | yaña yıl belän |
| TELUGU | నూతన సంవత్శర శుభాకాంక్షలు (nuthana samvathsara subhakankshalu) |
| THAI | สวัสดีปีใหม่ (sawatdii pimaï) |
| TIBETAN | tashi delek / losar tashi delek |
| TIGRE | sanat farah wa khare |
| TSHILUBA | tshidimu tshilenga |
| TSWANA | itumelele ngwaga o mosha |
| TULU | posa varshada shubashaya |
| TURKISH | yeni yılınız kutlu olsun |
| TWENTS | gluk in'n tuk |
| UDMURT | Vyľ Aren |
| UKRAINIAN | Щасливого Нового Року / З Новим роком (Z novym rokom) |
| URDU | naya saal mubarik |
| UZBEK | yangi yilingiz qutlug' bo'lsin |
| VIETNAMESE | Chúc Mừng Nǎm Mới / Cung Chúc Tân Niên / Cung Chúc Tân Xuân |
| WALOON | ene boune anéye, ene boune sintéye |
| WALOON ("betchfessîs" spelling) | bone annéye / bone annéye èt bone santéye |
| WELSH | blwyddyn newydd dda |
| WEST INDIAN CREOLE | bon lanné |
| WOLOF | dewenati |
| XHOSA | nyak'omtsha |
| YIDDISH | a gut yohr |
| ZULU | unyaka omusha omuhle |
New Year Text Msgs
May all ur troubles last as long as ur Nw Yr's resolutions!
Da object of a nw yr is not dat we should have a nw yr.
It is dat we should have a nw soul.
Drop da last yr in2 da silent limbo of da past.
Let it go, 4 it was imperfect, & thank God dat it can go.
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