The Hushers

Six year old Angie and her four year old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church," she hissed at Joel
. "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel shot back. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door?" Joel nodded.
"They're hushers."

Holding Hands in Church

Every Sunday the pastor would observe Sam Campbell and his wife Sara, holding hands. And they held hands all through the service. It made him happy to see two such
loving old folks.

One Sunday, greeting the congregation as they filed out the door, the pastor said to Sam and Sara, "It sure does my heart good to see two such loving people as you,
Mr. and Mrs. Campbell. It's quite an inspiration."

Sara looked up at him and grinned, saying, "That ain't love, Pastor. It's the only way I can keep him from cracking his knuckles during the service."